The Bills' new stadium's grass controversy, explained

The Buffalo Bills are debuting their new $2 billion stadium on Thursday night against the Detroit Lions. You'd think, with everything else they apparently accounted for with an expensive new place to play, that they would've had a better, less dangerous playing surface from the outset, especially considering it will be the home of a superstar quarterback like Josh Allen for the foreseeable future.

Unfortunately, dearest readers: You would be wrong.